Jack: Lemon, women your age are more likely to get mauled at the zoo than get married.

Jack: I’m back, Lemon. I’ve had the most productive summer of my life.
Liz: Me too—
Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits: America’s Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than a Dog?, MILF Island—
Liz: MILF Island?
Jack: Twenty-five super-hot moms, fifty eighth-grade boys, no rules.
Liz: Oh, yeah. Didn’t one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?
Jack: That doesn’t mean she’s not a wonderful, caring MILF.

Tracy: How many years have you known me, Liz Lemon?
Liz: One.
Tracy: So you know I like to minister to transvestite prostitutes.
Liz: I don’t think I did know that, no.