Jenna: Wow, how Sex And The City are we right now? I’m Samantha, (points at Phoebe) you’re Charlotte, and (looks at Liz) you’re the lady at home who watches it.

Tracy: I need a loan to finance my Thomas Jefferson movie. It’s gonna be at least $30 million with all the Claymation sex scenes in it.

Jack: For God’s sake Tracy, where are you?
Tracy: Starting a new life.
Liz: Because of the Black Crusaders? That’s crazy.
Jack: Damn it, Lemon, why didn’t you tell me the Black Crusaders were after Tracy? (Jack runs off)